war of the sexes

WAR OF THE SEXES

This is a work of fiction. It is a humorous take on the age old rivalry between the sexes and as to which is the stronger sex. The male sex organ or the female sex organ. The author has given life to the sexual organs of males and females and in this war of words, the genitals argue out amongst themselves as to who is stronger between the two. It’s a war between the cock and the CUNT. Although this is a work of fiction, yet there are a lot of facts and morals in it and I’m sure it will make an interesting read, especially for women and it will also make them very proud to be born as women, much to the envy of men. So here goes.

Once upon a time the cock and the CUNT got to arguing as to who is the greater and stronger between them in terms of strength, power and in terms of defeating the other in the battle of fucking. The cock argued that he was stronger, whereas the CUNT argued that she was stronger. Neither the cock nor the CUNT was willing to concede to the other. The argument went on for a long time. At last the cock could take it no longer and getting excited he stood erect exposing his pink head and stated.

COCK: “I am the greatest and the strongest in the world, there is no one greater or stronger than me. Nobody has the guts or the courage to stand up and fight against me.” Flexing his muscles he said. “Just take a look at my huge long body, there is no end to my strength. I am very brave and courageous there is none like me. I sent shivers down the spines of everybody who confronts me and so they never try to get into a fight with me they escape as fast as they can. I can defeat and destroy the greatest of the great. You are just a small little cunt, how can you dare fight against me? If you value your miserable life then accept my superiority and accept me as your king and master and I will let you live, or else I challenge you to a duel wherein I will utterly destroy your very being.”

Hearing this insolent bragging of the cock, the CUNT got into a fit of rage and said.

CUNT : “All through this while I considered you to be a little kid and I ignored all your misdeeds, dismissing them as kids’ pranks, but today I’ll give you such a fitting reply that you’ll always remember it for the rest of your miserable life. You will regret this confrontation with me. I will make you regret your challenge to me”
“You are just a suckling kid; your suckling teeth haven’t even fallen as yet. The milk in your mother’s breast does not contain the strength to fight me. So how will you fight me?”
“You claim to be the greatest and the strongest but you are the greatest fool of all time as the one who himself says that he’s great isn’t great at all, in fact he is a fool and an idiot.”
“Your huge long body is just a big sham, it is good for nothing, as I can reduce your huge long body to a wrangled mass of useless flesh in just one minute, it’s not at all a difficult task for me.”
“You can only flout your bravery and courage amongst your friends for they will praise you but you cannot intimidate me with it.”
“Because, I am quite capable of destroying you and your bravery and courage, within no time at all.”
“You claim that everyone who sees you, tremble with fear in your presence, but you’re sadly mistaken there.”
“You may be able to scare others but you can never manage to scare a CUNT at all.”
“I may look small in appearance but you haven’t recognized about my strength at all.”
“And although I may be small, I can easily swallow you up whole, and that’s a fact which you’re ignorant of.”
“You can just manage to jump up and down like a monkey that’s all you can do.”
“But when I swallow you up, I’ll put an end to your monkey jumps once and for all.”
‘If you consider yourself as the King of Cockland, then I too am no lowly creature.”
“I’m also the great Queen of Cuntdom, so I’ll not be intimidated by your useless threats.”
“If you want to live as a King forever, then you’d better stay put in your territory, don’t you ever try to enter into my territory.”
“For if you ever commit the mistake of entering into my territory then I’ll capture you and enslave you for life.”
“You claim to be a King but nobody ever respects or even salutes you.”
“On the contrary, whenever I appear before cocks like you, they at once stand erect in attention and salute me, just as a slave salutes his Queen.”
“The fact that you’re standing erect in my presence even now, proves that I’m your Queen and you’re my slave.”
“Just as a slave stands up in attention when he sees his superior, so also you are standing up on seeing my, your superior.”
“Whereas since I am your superior I am seated comfortably whilst you’re standing in attention in my presence.”
“My position is so great that I will never stand in respect to any silly, useless cock, but the same is not the case with you.”
“You’re bound to stand in attention whenever you encounter your superior, the Cunt.”
“You’re such a coward that you always need the protection of your two soldiers who’re nuts hanging below you. You can never stay alone.”
“Whereas on the contrary I fight all my battles all alone without any help from anybody, no wimpy cock or dick can frighten me.”
“How will you manage to fight all alone against me, you’re incapable of doing that, so go and get some 10-12 more of your cock friends to help you out, yet, all of you together will never be able to defeat me.”
“Oh useless cock, bear in mind that every cock comes into this world and takes birth through the opening of a Cunt, and so by that yardstick, every Cunt is automatically greater than any cock, can’t you see that?”
“You too are very well aware of this fact that a Cunt is far greater than a cock but you’re afraid to admit it openly.”
“And if, in spite of knowing this you want to fight a superior Cunt, then I think that you don’t value your life at all.”
“Get this in your mind kid, that no matter how big, fat, thick or strong a cock might be, he will always lose against, even the tiniest of Cunts.”
“Because each and every Cunt possesses so much of strength and power that she can easily defeat the biggest and the strongest of cocks.”
“A Cunt has so much strength and power in her Cuntal muscles, that she can destroy 100s of cocks of your kind and all of you together also, will never be able to stand up against her superior might and power.”
“A Cunt has the power to fight against 100s of cocks and yet she has the capability to defeat all of them and emerge victorious from the fight.”
“In fact all you cocks are just little toys in the hands of us Cunts, and we can amuse ourselves and play with you and use you for as long as we want and then we can discard you just like rag dolls.”
“Just as a little girl winds up her toy and plays with it and then when she is tired, she breaks it and throws it away, so also we Cunts, wind you cocks up and make you erect for our pleasure and then we play with you and when you aren’t fit to be played with, we deflate your so called strong body by draining out all your cum and then we discard you like as though you were a dead rat.”

“All you cocks have been created just to please us Cunts and to obey all our orders and if any cock disobeys our orders, we punish them severely and destroy them completely.”
“We Cunts are so strong, that we can manage to give birth to a child, but you as a cock cannot claim to do so, and this very fact is enough proof that a Cunt is stronger and superior than a meager cock.”
“Remember this oh foolish cock that if a Cunt can give you life (birth by the mother) so also, a Cunt can destroy you and give you death (wife or mistress) and so, not even in your wildest dreams should you think about competing against the superior might of a powerful Cunt.”
“I am a big and experienced Cunt and there is no way that you can win against me, but you will never be able to defeat even a teenaged girl’s small and inexperienced Cunt. She too will destroy you very easily.”
“You talk about strength and bravery, but I have seen such cowardly and weak cocks who cannot even get fully erect. They need a lot of caressing and cajoling.
“And when they get erect and when they go to fight against a Cunt they spill their cum and surrender even before they enter into the fiery cavern of the mighty Cunt.”
“As I listen to your boastful talks I feel that you too are amongst those types of cocks who surrender at the entrance of the Cunt.”
“I would not even piss on cocks such as you, as you don’t even deserve to drink my piss, as my piss is considered to be nectar by all cocks and they crave for it, but I will not even give that to you.”
“Since time immortal, millions of cocks have tried to wage a war against Cunts but they have never been able to win the war till date. They have always lost against us Cunts”
“And so shall it be forever that you cocks will always lose the battle against us Cunts, for that is the destiny of all you cocks.”
“And so I am warning you kid, so as not to interfere with me and if you value your precious life, run away from my wrath, while you still have time.”
“For if I get annoyed, I will trap you inside my powerful Cuntal web and surely kill you”
“Then no amount of pleading and begging from your side to spare your life, will save you”
“For if once any cock dares to enter into my fiery cave, then death is the only way out for him. There is no way he can escape his death.”
“I’m letting you escape because even now I consider you to be just a naughty little kid, and because I know that you are in no way capable to fight against me, and I don’t like to fight with kids.”
“And so I am being extremely generous in willing to allow you to escape from my powerful and strong clutches.”
“All you cocks are so weak that you cannot last too long into the fucking arena”
“As soon as you begin fucking, you become tired and drop your sperm; you become lifeless and surrender yourselves completely to us. You are completely at our mercy.”
“And we can do what we wish with you, we can either let you live or we can kill and destroy you.”
“After hearing to all this, you have started trembling from now itself and you have also started to cry.”
“I can see tears coming out of your one eye, and this is something you cannot deny. So how will you be able to fight me when you’re so scared?”
“I am your Goddess and you’re just my worshipper, can’t you understand this simple fact?
“And instead of praying to me and worshipping me, you want to fight a great Goddess like me; don’t you wish live?
“I have been trying to make you see reason, yet you don’t want to heed my advice, yet you’re standing erect with your red bulbous head held high. Nothing sensible will ever enter into that worthless head of yours.”
“Well, in that case I will cut off that haughty head of yours; I’m not going to spare your life today”
“You say you’re very brave isn’t it? Then why are you so scared at my sight? Don’t you have any guts in you?”
“You’re not brave at all; on the contrary you’re a gutless coward and a eunuch, that’s all what you are, as a matter of fact.”
“From now on, I have given you a new name and that would be, a eunuch and I will address you by this name from now on, because you’re not a real man at all.”
“So you eunuch, if you so dare, come and enter into the arena of fucking and show me how good you really are and whether you’re even half as brave as you claim to be.”
“But I warn you not to leave the arena and flee just as the fight begins, as I know that you are bound to do that, as you are not strong enough to last till the end of the fight.”
“Today is the last day in your life; today I will destroy you and kill you; today you won’t be spared at all, so start saying your prayers sissy boy.”
“And henceforth, never even in your wildest dreams, will you ever contemplate on challenging any Cunt, whether big or small to a duel or a fight.”

On hearing such a bold, prolonged, fearless and forceful reply from the great Queen Cunt, the cock started developing cold feet. He was terrified and wanted to back out from the fight, but then he would have been branded forever, as a real coward and he would lose face amongst his brethren. And so he tried to mask his fear and readied himself to fight the Cunt. But no sooner had the fight begun, then the mighty Cunt opened her red fiery mouth and swallowed his entire body, whole up to his balls, and then she started enjoying her dinner munching and crunching his whole body from top to bottom. She held him in her vice-like grip of her powerful Cuntal muscles and began crushing his entire body. The poor cock was very badly trapped into her cage. The powerful Queen Cunt had caught him from all sides, with no chance for escape. The cock felt that if he stayed here for even a minute longer, the great Cunt will surely kill him. He wanted to get out of there as fast as he could. So he tried his level best to struggle and wriggle himself out, but all his efforts to free himself failed, as the great Cunt had got him into an inescapable stranglehold. Now the cock could fully realize the real power of the great Cunt. He was convinced that the great Cunt was a thousand times stronger and more powerful than him. He wanted to save his life. At last, seeing that he was completely trapped and that, there was no way out for him to escape, he began pleading the great Cunt to spare his life and so he prayed.

Cock: “Oh! Great Queen Cunt I humbly plead and beg of you, to please have mercy on me and spare my life. I surrender to you fully and accept that you are the greatest of all. You’re a thousand times greater and mightier than me. I accept my total defeat and surrender to you and accept you as my great Mistress. I and my two guards surrender ourselves to your might and we humbly accept to be your slaves forever and to serve you forever and ever. I pledge that I will never dare challenge any Cunt in future. Please, please have pity on me and spare my life and let me live. I do not want to die. I will be forever grateful to you, my Queen. Please free me and let me live, I beg of you. Please, oh great Queen, have mercy on me, your worthless slave cock.”

Hearing the cock pleading and begging for her mercy and seeing that he has been totally defeated and humiliated the great Queen Cunt started laughing throatily.

She said “Ha, Ha, Ha. Are you pleading me to let you go? Are you begging that I should spare your life now and let you live? Do you accept your total defeat?”

Cock: “Yes my great Queen and Empress, I’m begging you to let me live. I accept my total defeat at your great hands. You’re too powerful for me or for any other cock. No cock can ever manage to defeat you, ever. Have mercy on me, oh Great and merciful Queen and let me go.”

CUNT: “What happened to the great cock with the great big and strong muscles, who said that he could very easily defeat the Cunt? What has happened to your great pride?

Cock: oh! Great Queen Cunt, I was living in a fantasy world. I was wrongly given to believe that all cocks are greater and stronger than all the Cunts. But now I realize how wrong I was. I now realize that a single Cunt, is a million times stronger and mightier than a hundred cocks combined. The Cunt is the most powerful in the world. Please let me go, so that I may warn my brother cocks about the mighty strength and power of the Cunts, so that they too don’t ever dare to challenge a Cunt, who is their Queen and Mistress.”

When the Balls saw their king pleading with the great Queen Cunt, to spare his life, they too began to plead with the great Queen Cunt. They said.

Balls: “Oh! Great and Mighty Queen, please forgive our king. Never in his wildest dreams had he thought that You would be so great and powerful. He was very foolish to have challenged your mighty power. We’re sure that he has learnt his lesson the harshest way. He will never dare challenge a Cunt again as long as he lives. Please, we beg of you, free our king and let him go.” Please spare his life for our sakes. Without him we will be orphaned with nowhere to go, so please let him live, we beg of you.” Hearing their pleas the mighty Cunt said to the cock.

CUNT: “Do you hear that, you pathetic coward? Can you hear your useless balls pleading for your freedom? Do you have anything to say to that, you spineless wimp of a cock? There is no way you could say a word, as I have choked you almost to death. Do you think you deserve to live? Do you think I should forgive you and let you go? I can’t hear you, you pathetic slave.

Cock: Aaggrh! Please l-let me speak, oh great Cunt. The Cunt released her mighty choking hold on his neck a little bit, only so that he could speak, but not enough for him to escape her clutches. “Speak now slave, she said.”

Cock: “Thank you for allowing me to speak Mistress Cunt. Please listen to my servants, sorry, they’re not my slaves now; they’re your slaves now, along with me. Please listen to them and let your pathetic slave live, so that we could serve you always. Please forgive me.”

CUNT: “You don’t deserve to live and I should have every intention to destroy you. But I will allow you to live just this once, so that you may spread the message to all the other cocks, about the superiority of the mighty Cunt. So I will release you, but not before I punish you for daring to challenge me to a fight which you could never have won. I will punish you by draining you of all your power and by milking you of your total strength. Your useless sperm will be a lowly offering before the almighty Alter of my WOMANHOOD.”

And so, the Almighty Cunt squeezed all the sperm of the lowly cock and milked him totally dry. And after being satisfied that she had drained him completely, she spit out his lifeless, limp and useless body out, where the ever grateful balls carried his lifeless form onto their shoulders, to take him to the hospital for treatment. But before leaving, they acknowledged their gratitude to the Mighty Cunt by profusely thanking her. They praised her saying.

Balls: “Thank you oh great Queen Cunt. We’re forever grateful to you, for releasing our master, who is now your lowly slave. Thank you.”

And so, by comprehensively defeating the cock, the Mighty Cunt has proved that:

THE CUNT IS STRONGER THAN THE cock.

THE CUNT IS MIGHTIER THAN THE cock.

THE CUNT IS GREATER THAN THE cock.

THE CUNT IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE cock.

THE CUNT IS MORE CUNNING THAN THE cock.

THE CUNT IS THE QUEEN AND THE cock IS HER LOWLY SLAVE.

THE EXISTENCE OF THE cock IS ONLY TO OBEY THE MIGHTY CUNT AND TO

SERVE HER ALWAYS.

LONG LIVE THE CUNT! LONG LIVE THE CUNT!! LONG LIVE THE CUNT!!!